One Year in the Books

So I've been at this for a year now. As there are probably more blogs than people, this makes me not special whatsoever. Still, after all my stupid articles, some of you are still reading (I assume), and I appreciate that. I'm normally not one to blow myself, but upon reflection, here are some of my favorites:


The Heart Attack Grill


I took a look at this infamous restaurant's policies and practices, and offered some unsolicited new slogans.


The Microdyne Days


I reminisced about a shitty job I had back in college. I talked about how it began, the crazy people I dealt with, and some things I learned along the way.


Grocery Shopping: I Hate It


Despite the fact that I should be thankful for having such an abundance of food a few blocks away, I was an asshole and chose to complain about it for trivial reasons instead, so hopefully it's at least a little funny.


Oatmeal: Pointless


I enjoy oatmeal at least a couple times a week, but for some reason decided to shit all over it because of its boringness.


The Formative Years


Because of how handsome/successful/stylish I am these days, you may have a hard time believing how fucking stupid I looked back in my younger years. Either that, or you look at how fucking stupid I look now, and upon reading this think "well that makes sense."


The Platypus, Why?


What a stupid piece of shit waste of a fucking animal. This article goes a bit more in depth than that, but that's the basic idea.


The Horror of Bengay


Apparently putting bengay on your balls is kind of a thing on the internet, but before any of my friends or I knew about that, we all tried it with hilarious/horrifying consequences.


More Public Transit Gripes


Here's one article from my series of complaints about dealing with public transit. Obviously I'm grateful that it exists and life would be a huge pain in the ass without it, but that doesn't mean I can't still talk shit.


Some Things I've Figured Out


Here's a list I wrote that will convince some of you out there that don't know me very well that I am slowly but surely becoming an adult. Don't be fooled though, watch: LOL FART!


Let's Talk About BREAKFAST CEREAL!


Here's a completely random article that illustrates how sometimes I can take a silly idea and run with it, often turning what was once a mere pointless observation into a big long pointless article. But again, hopefully at least a little funny.


Journey to England Part I


Here's what kicked off my so far 10 part series about my trip to England and parts of Europe. I should probably getting around to finishing that..




So, there you have it. It might be fairly clear that writing is not my main thing, but I hope you're all enjoying the articles. If you haven't read some of these, enjoy and read some more!


LOL FART AGAIN.