Here's my favorite comment from the article so far:
Fuck you sir. Fuck you in you oatmeal hating eyes. As of this moment I am enjoying a hearty bowl of slow cooked, steel cut oatmeal. It is delicious and flavored only with my towering hatred for you and for anyone who looks like you. Oatmeal being too good and wholesome for the likes of you, i suggest you breakfast on a bag of fried dicks.